PERSONAL FILE
Full Name: Christopher Paul Seenan
Place and Age: Paisley (Scotland for you English) 29yrs
Height/Weight: 6ft / 13 stone
Hair/Eyes: yes I have hair & eyes
Brothers/Sisters: 1 sister. That's definitely enough!
Current Home: Tunbridge Wells, I believe it's full of doctors lawyers & architects.
Married/Children: not married & none that I know of. At least no one is claiming me for social payments!!!
Pets: as I said earlier, 1 sister!
Education: BSc Sports Science
Occupation: Project Manager - Markerstudy Insurance
……ON FOOTBALL
Joined Tunbridge Wells: 2013
Favourite team/player: Celtic / Henrik Larsson
Previous teams played for: God, I could be here a while.....
Celtic, St Johnstone, Livingston, Arthurlie, Lanark Utd, Neilston, Erith & Belvedere, Whitstable (can argue if they count, they weren't much of a team ha!) Tunbridge Wells
Best Goal Scored: must have been about 16/17 years old, had a shot in the first half with my left foot, to which the manager told me to stop shooting with my left as I didn't have one. Around 10 minutes later, I've got a perfect left foot volley, that's hit the junction of post & bar and went in. Followed by a celebration in front of my own manager!!
Best Goal Seen: I've witnessed a good few, but a certain Aiden McGeady's was probably the best. Picked the ball up in his own half, proceeded to beat the whole team and role it into the bottom corner - ridiculous!
Best Tunbridge Wells Game Played in: From a selfish point of view, the day we beat Rochester 7-0 and I bagged 5 of them!
Best Game Seen: Celtic v Barcelona at Parkhead, with the good guys running out 2-1 winners, when no one thought Barca could be beaten.
Most Memorable Tunbridge Wells Moment: Again, or any bagging the 5 goals in the Rochester game!
Least Memorable Tunbridge Wells Moment: Probably leaving the first time around. Circumstances just weren't right at the time and I felt I had to leave, but all sorted in the end!
Preferred shirt: Number 9 or 10
Boyhood Hero: Henrik Larsson / Roy Keane
Nickname/s: Nothing fun I'm afraid!
Pre-Match Meal: Deep fried mars bars of course! Ha! Poached eggs & toast normally.
FAVOURITES
TV Programme: Entourage
Comedian: I'll stick with my fellow Scots. Frankie Boyle as he's sick in the head and really close to the bone. Also, Kevin Bridges, his observational humour is top drawer!
Film: Casino / Goodfellas
Actor/Actress: Robert De Niro
Band/Artist: Oasis - can still listen to their stuff all day!
Food/Drink: Thai food / Guinness
Holiday Spot: Las Vegas - my happy place!
Colour: White
LIFESTYLE
Newspaper/Radio/Mag: Not much of a newspaper fan / Kiss FM or Radio 1
Night Out: I'll need to stick with Vegas and Encore night swim!
Car: currently driving an Audi A3 sport. Might look at the Audi R8 next time!!
Fast Food/Restaurant: Not a fast food fan at all (surprising I know!!) restaurant is Hakkasan in Mayfair, as they say in Layer Cake 'grubs so good it would make you tingle!'
Other Hobbies/Sports: Squash, Boxing. I've tried to challenge a certain fan to a couple of games, but he always makes his excuses and disappears on his bike!!
Likes/Dislikes: I don't actually like a lot of people, if I like you, you're doing quite well! Dislikes, most people!
Most Irritating Person: Hands down Izzy. Spends every training session and pre game talk, telling me how good he is and how he can't believe he's a sub. I currently think he must have a twin brother who plays somewhere else!
Person You Would Most Like to Spend an Evening With: I would have said Michelle Keegan, but she's went downhill marrying an Essex chav.
So I'll go for Kate Upton
Ambition: Work hard, play harder and enjoy life. Remember you're always better to be a someone for a day, than a no one for a lifetime!